"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
11/23/2015 at 22:46 • Filed to: Why do I think of this shit
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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
11/23/2015 at 22:46 • Filed to: Why do I think of this shit | 8
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Instead of saying, “a little while ago,” or “last week,” to preface a story, say “When I was younger.” Technically it’s true and people will give you the look of confused wonder the dog gives a ceiling fan.
“Did you get the new Imperial Dogfarts album?”
“Yeah I bought it when I was younger.”
“It’s only been out since Tuesday.”
“No shit. I was younger Tuesday than I am today.
I am an immensely strange man.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/23/2015 at 22:48 |
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I would look at you like you came from another planet.
Agrajag
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/23/2015 at 22:54 |
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Reminded me of this Hedberg joke I first heard when I was younger.
Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/23/2015 at 23:56 |
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One time I was retelling a story to my (now ex-) boyfriend, and I meant to say “When I was younger”, but somehow it came out as “Back when I was alive”. We both had a good laugh and it became a running joke between us.